Funny Advice - Funny advice, definitely not to be taken seriously or literally.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"For spotless results, clean your house with Clearasil."
"Take up meditation!
It beats sitting around doing nothing. "
"Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one."
"Hospitals. Increase the revenue from on-site car parking by selling off the cars left by dead patients. "
"I saw a sign today which said 'Stop Look and Listen'.
So I did.
Got hit by a f*****g train."
Like it? Share with your friends!
Supported operating systems:
Google Android 1.5, Google Android 1.6, Google Android 2.0, Google Android 2.1, Google Android 2.2, Google Android 2.3, Google Android 3.0
Similar Software:
Geek Quotes Geek Quotes - A geek quote a day keeps the doctor away !
This widget displays funny geek quotes on your mobile
Features :
- 70+ English quotes
- User-defined Refresh frequency
- Sequential or Random refresh
- 3 skins
- Share current quote on twitter, email..
Shane Dawson Episodes Get instant access to all the Shane Dawson episodes on your phone. This app will notify you when new episodes are available :D Enjoy!
Newton's Cradle Newton's Cradle Android application to model the physics of Newton's Cradle.
What's New in This Release:
· Toggle accelerometer on and off (thanks to Chris Ross for the idea)
· Physics model switched from double to float and Math package to FloatMath package for performance gains
FMyLife FMyLife- Fmylife.com is a collection of everyday anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone, sent to us exclusively by our users, which we then publish on the site. This is a space where you can let it all out and unwind by sharing the little things that screw with your day, and maybe realize that you are not alone in experiencing day-to-day crap
Funniest Marriage Jokes (Android) Funniest Marriage Jokes (Android) - Marriage Jokes is a comprehensive, high-quality application from Jokes for All Occasions suite. Read hundreds of funniest handpicked jokes and anecdotes. Search for jokes by keywords, share favourite jokes with friends. This handy app allows you to enjoy the funniest jokes at your convenience
Halloween Pumpkin Carver Halloween Pumpkin Carver - Great for the kids and family! Use your fingers to carve your very own pumpkin and save it to your photo gallery. No mess, no fuss, just loads of fun!
You can also use the "Lights" button to turn the lights on or off and get a better view of your pumpkin
SMS Spy SMS Spy - Trick your friends into thinking that your phone really can read they sms! SMS Spy lets you look at all the SMS messages being received via the target phone. With SMS Spy you can: Look at the target phone’s SMS inbox, Read the contents of every message, Get the numbers of all SMS recipients. This program is a nice joke! This program cannot realy read any sms
Santa Yumm Santa Yumm comes to celebrate Christmas and the New Year. He also brings a little surprise - a rocket fuelled with magical powder. When he launches it, make your wish and may it come true in the new year!
Stealth Tone Stealth Tone - The Official Stealth Tone App by StuckPixel, Inc!
Stealth Tone is a special tool that most 20+ year olds cannot hear! Due to a special frequency, you can play this annoying sound in stealth mode. It also includes an audible sound similar to a grenade dropping
BAD DAY Start the software called BAD DAY, then follow the above instructions to operate. When above shows place
your finger on the scanner,then put your finger on the middle fingerprints window of screen , waiting for software start-up scanning
Other Software by developer «APPsolutely Fabulous»:
Embarrassing Stories Embarrassing Stories - Submitted by real people, detailing their dumbest, most embarrassing moments.
Real life embarrassing moments, real stories submitted by real people, detailing their dumbest, most embarrassing moments. Read, laugh, then; if you are feeling brave enough submit you own story, for the world to enjoy (anonymously if you wish)
