5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) - Put the "dead" into your dead-end job by committing career suicide...literally. You've only got five minutes before your next pointless meeting, and it looks like death is the only way out.
Inflict undue bodily harm upon yourself with all the objects in your environment. Paper cutters, microwave ovens, and even copy machines suddenly adopt new and extremely hazardous uses. Slam your head in a car trunk. Impale yourself with an umbrella. Even interact with your coworkers and inspire them to beat the life out of you.
Anything to get out of that dumb meeting.
Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is an updated and expanded version of the original game, with loads more content and many more rooms to explore.
What's New in This Release:
· Resolves stability issues
What's New in 2.0.1:
· Fixes crash on iOS 3.0 devices
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Supported operating systems:
Apple iOS 10.x (iPad), Apple iOS 10.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 11.x (iPad), Apple iOS 12.x (iPad), Apple iOS 12.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.0.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.0.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPad), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.2.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPad), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 4.3.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 5.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 6.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPad), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPhone), Apple iOS 7.0 (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 8.x (iPad), Apple iOS 8.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 8.x (iPod Touch), Apple iOS 9.x (iPad), Apple iOS 9.x (iPhone), Apple iOS 9.x (iPod Touch), Apple iPhone OS 3.1.x, Apple iPhone OS 3.1.x (iPod Touch), Apple iPhone OS 3.2.x (iPad)
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