Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? 18,000 COOL JOKES is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)
We are happy to present to you, the funniest app for Android!
EXAMPLES
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
“What are you doing” he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover
“See, I told you he was stupid.”
———
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says:
- Dang, why are you drinking so fast?
- You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.
- What do you have?
- 75 cents.
———
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn’t want any advice.
———
A blonde call the fire department, because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she replies: “Duh, big red truck!!!”
———
A little girl asked Santa “Santa, send me a sister.”
Santa said “On one condition, send me your mother”
-------------
OVERVIEW
-------------
We have created the most advanced jokes application to give you jokes for your taste. With an intelligent algorithm considering your ratings and other people’s ratings, 18 000 COOL JOKES shows you the next joke you will like, and now you don’t have to read the same joke twice.
-------------
FEATURES
-------------
* Easy PREV/NEXT navigation
* Shake detection for a random joke
* Rate jokes online
-------------
QUANTITIES
-------------
* 18,000+ jokes – no internet connection required
* 49 categories – for anyone and any taste
* 50 best rated jokes – daily and weekly
-------------
SECTIONS & FILTERS
-------------
* Favorites section for your favorite jokes
* Kids safe with Adult filter
* Filter by length – short/medium/long
* Settings section accessible from within the app
* Search jokes by keywords
Enjoy!
Like it? Share with your friends!
Supported operating systems:
Google Android 1.5, Google Android 1.6, Google Android 10.x, Google Android 2.0, Google Android 2.1, Google Android 2.2, Google Android 2.3, Google Android 3.0, Google Android 3.1, Google Android 3.2, Google Android 4.0, Google Android 4.1, Google Android 4.2, Google Android 4.3, Google Android 4.4, Google Android 5.x, Google Android 6.x, Google Android 7.x, Google Android 8.x, Google Android 9.x
War Sounds War Sounds - Create the horror of war right on your Android device with War Sounds!
War Sounds is a soundboard application that lets you create an authentic sound of war. Play multiple sounds at once for added effect
Fake Call SMS Fake Call SMS - Faking Call and sms is never easy, this app is very useful when you are in meeting and you are feeling bore and you want to come out from there,then simply schedule call or sms for particulat time like 15sec,30sec,1 min,5min
Arabic Magic 8-Ball Arabic Magic 8-Ball - Do you have a question or concern that you are not sure about? Now you can ask the Arabic Magic 8-Ball and let the ball decide for you.
This App contains a list of all of the regular, and some funny 8-Ball phrases translated and displayed in Arabic.
Note: For devices that don't support Arabic natively, you will require an Android device running 2
My Crazy Eye My Crazy Eye - In the earlier days a monocle was used as a sophisticated way of magnifying the vision of a person through one eye. In some cases it was used for artistic and styling purposes and made people look like they had a sense of distinction
Whistle for Android Whistle for Android - Turn your Android device into a whistle. Useful during sport training or just for fun.
· This free app is ad-supported and may contain ads in the notification tray and/or home screen
Facts 4 Smalltalk +10.000 Facts 4 Smalltalk - be the center of any party or conversation. Own any smalltalk with your secret weapon: have thousands of interesting (barely known) facts at your fingertips. Ready to be used.
What's New in This Release:
· Fixed all crashes & known bugs
fingerprint scanner fingerprint scanner - Unlock your android phone with your "fingerprint"!
The new v3.0 version supports all kinds of resolution, save more battery and much easier to use!
When the FingerPrint screen pops up, touch your finger to the screen to be "scanned" for your identity, there will be vibration and beep sounds during the scan
Super Loud Fart Soundboard Super Loud Fart Soundboard - Listen to the best Fart sounds in Super Loud Fart Soundboard for Free today
Enjoy this free Fart digital soundboard with high quality sounds. We have spent the last 3 months compiling the very best Fart sounds for you to listen to today
Other Software by developer «cramzy»:
23000 greate quotes THE WORLD’S FINEST QUOTES COLLECTION!
“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them
