Funny Advice - Funny advice, definitely not to be taken seriously or literally.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"For spotless results, clean your house with Clearasil."
"Take up meditation!
It beats sitting around doing nothing. "
"Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one."
"Hospitals. Increase the revenue from on-site car parking by selling off the cars left by dead patients. "
"I saw a sign today which said 'Stop Look and Listen'.
So I did.
Got hit by a f*****g train."
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Supported operating systems:
Google Android 1.5, Google Android 1.6, Google Android 2.0, Google Android 2.1, Google Android 2.2, Google Android 2.3, Google Android 3.0
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